PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Joe ruins pints!Sitting in the pub having a drink with a few of the lads waiting for Joe to turn up.
He turns up doesn't even go to the bar just grabs a chair and sits next to us with a look of excitement on his face.
"Lads lads. LADS! I've decided to try something!"
This grabs our attention, we know something monumentally stupid is coming. This is the same lad who caught the clap from a girl he knew had it because he "got bored of wearing the rubber"
The same lad who informed an ex girlfriend of mine that she was lucky to be going out with someone as nice as me "because he's always going on about how nice your tits are"
The same lad who left a girls house at 5AM after not sleeping with her. After she got into bed with him, completely starkers. Just because "I could tell, she really wasn't up for it"
"LADS. Listen!"
"Come on then, what're you trying out?"
His grin broadened.
"Not wiping my arse!"
Cue every single drink being pushed away and the unlucky fella tucking into a steak and kidney pie looking decidedly green!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:56, 1 reply)
if this is true ....please tell joe that whenever he feels ready, there is a place for him in china. he will fit right in. in fact once, in a small out of the way repair shop, a man did indeed walk in having just been to the bog and not wiped his arse. smelt like cow shit. initially i thought he'd trodden in it til my housemate said otherwise and i made the logical conclusion that though a toilet was outside there were no cows for many miles. yuk.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:49, closed)
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