Health Benefits of Beer
I work in a bar in town, where the clientele come from all sections of society - we have regulars who range from psychiatrists and accountants to postmen and the unemployed. It's a nice place though, and everyone gets on well and are on first name terms with each other. Two guys in particular are relevant to this story - they are *VERY* regulars, always sitting at the bar, and usually talking idiotic shite all night long. One time, however, one of them - let’s call him Cliff, for that is his name - came out with these words of wisdom about the benefits of beer:
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
(Mystery_Machine, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:19, 4 replies)

Hmm
Cheers. Clicky anyway.
(woodkat loves comic sans, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, closed)

Cheers for sharing that tale with us!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, closed)

Pretty sure
I got this on an e-mail a while back...

What the hell, it entertained me so I clicked
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:19, closed)

YAY!!!
To the pub pronto for me then!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, closed)