Pool of Guiness
/delurks

Nobody ever believes me when I tell this story but I swear on my left nut that it's true.

I used to play pool after/during work in The Roebuck opposite the Royal Free Hospital.

I should add that I was and still am rather shite although my breaks had the power of Thor and Geoff Cape's gay love child.

On one particular occasion I fired a brutal shot whilst my friend Adele stupidly stood at the other end of the table sipping a pint of the black stuff.

The cue ball pinged off the table and sliced her pint glass clean in half leaving her holding a small Guiness filled to the brim.

Funnily enough this has never happened to me since.

/relurks
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:34, 3 replies)

A mate of mine once manage to bounce the cue ball off the table
and it landed neatly in the coin return tray of the quiz machine.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:54, closed)

a mate of mine
sliced the puck of an air hockey table so it curled through the air, hit me in the nuts and then into a waiting bin.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:13, closed)

Hahahahaha,
that made me laugh!

Especially as the puck evidently knew its number was up.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:36, closed)