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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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In a pub in Cambridge, probably about 1994...
Was out drinking with my mate Ken, an Irishman chemist who had a liver the size of a football. We were all a bit cold in our flat (being students and all), and Ken was eyeing up this portable propane heater that we were all standing next to.

Well, as we're walking home, about a 1/4 mile from the pub, I notice Ken is lagging behind a bit... fucker had put his coat over the heater (still burning), and walked out the door with it. At this point, he lifts it in the air and the gas bottle falls out the back - cue mass hiding behind buildings by the rest of us. Anyway, we got it home and it kept us warm for the rest of the winter. Still no fucking clue how he managed to just walk out the door with a 2' x 2' x 3' chunk of metal under his coat, with smoke coming out of it!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:42, 1 reply)
'cue' AGAIN!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:36, closed)

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