PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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I only started to go to pubs at age 15when you get to that age most of these irrational fears will be under control.
trust me on this.
Then all you have to worry about are the big nasty people that can put you in hospital or a wheelchair if you piss them off deliberately, by wearing say...a jacket they don`t like, or, worse still a face they don`t like.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:04, 1 reply)
You mean...It will all be ok when I am all growed up?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:29, closed)
no one with any sense ever grows upwhilst beatifically widdled and all mankind ( and especially womenkind) are your friends you may be tempted to do something silly.
Do not respond to the policeman who asks you what you are doing and the reply has something like "hanging on officer" and then says to you "why don`t you grow up " with : but I`m 5 ft 11 already?"
Not unless there is also an older non proby copper with him as minder who is about to collapse with laughter, and takes control and gives you a pretend bollocking on one side trying to keep a straight face, and then winks at you.
I was very lucky that there was no guile, I had just answered in a very childlike way before the censor set in: whoops proby plod didn`t like that, wonder why?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, closed)
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