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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Oh dear
Tell me about it. At a Tribe of Frog night my girlfriend asked me if I thought she looked fat.

Although she was always a svelte little thing I replied 'Well, you are a little bit tubby'.

This was because at the time, I was under the illusion that she was in fact Mo Mowlam.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:22, 1 reply)
Brilliant!
I was at one at the Depot and a farmer walked through. Really really didn't look like someone dressed up as a farmer, he actually WAS a farmer. Middle aged bloke in a tweed jacket, shirt and tie, cords and wellies, with a walking stick. Didn't even look fucked, and everyone turned round going 'wtf?' so it wasn't a hallucination...

I think that was the same night I got thrown out of a minicab office for attempting (not that there would've been much chance of accomplishing said act) to shag some girl on the sofa while we were waiting for a cab. Strangely her boyfriend was sat about 2 yards from us, although he was trying to eat his own face.

I'm not really a fan of psy but feed me enough drugs and I'll have a good time at a Tribe night just for the pure randomness!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:27, closed)
Maybe...
.. he was searching for some repetitive bleats?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, closed)
"...his thick eyebrows wrestled with one another like savage, twitching otters as he repeatedly wrung his sweaty hands..."
That sounded almost pornographic.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:00, closed)

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