Lesbian Strip Bar!
Yes it actualy was.

My long term mate Joe lives in Paris (and I in London). When he comes back to London and go out most the time we will stop off for a a couple fo free drinks at this lesbian strip bar as he's great friends with the manager and her girlfriend. But things aren;t as wonderful as they seem.

Now, at 1st glance this seems like a wonderful thing to try. A bar full of women, only 3-4 blokes and free drinks, does this sound like heaven? It's not, it's nothing like that at all.

The pitbull like doorwoman gives us the 1st hints of what;s to come, not letting us in until the manager has come out and said it;s fine. Then there's the bar staff. Looking at us if;re we're aliens or something. Next is the clientel. The bar is your standard mix of girls, all types, shapes and sizes apart from a larger amount of butch girls than you;d expect in a normal bar. Nothing to write home about. But they are all looking at us and not in a good way.

40 pairs of female eyes looking at 3-4 men. Not one pair backed with a nice thought. That;'s right gentlemen. 40 evil stares of righteous hate burning into our backs. Our skin is slowly sheeding in a desperate attempt to escape. The heat from the combined glares can light ciggys from 10 paces. Hell even the pathetic handful of token gay guys are joining in with this onslaught. The challenge is to see how much we can drink before risk of spontaneous combustion becomes too high.

4 drinks the best we've managed then a girl tried to pick a fight with us.

We've never tried to catch a strip show. I like my balls where they are thank you very much.

One final message to all men hating lesbians:

Not all men are barstweards. The nice ones are out there. Don't "become" a lesbian just to get back at a waste of space you called a boyfriend messed you around. Choose your partner because you like them, not because they are/aren't male/female.

(I'd like to think I'm open enough that if I ever met a man that I found attractive then I would do something, trouble is I think women look 1000 times better then men)

thank you for letting me waste your time.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:08, 5 replies)

hmmm
I'd like to think I'm open enough that if I ever met a man that I found attractive then I would do something

Does the same apply to a 14 year old girl?

'allo darlin' wanna see my puppies?

gets coat

grooms
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:28, closed)

Pah...
...fuck em I say :oD
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:49, closed)

to be fair
They probably hate you because there are limited places for lesbians to go and so deeply resent hetro's invading a place where they could come and feel comfortable.
(imp123, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:06, closed)

er ...
"there are limited places for lesbians to go" - what there's some rule about them now? or you can spot a lesbian at 500 yards? fuck off, they can go where they want, if they choose not to that's their problem. and as for having to ask the manager if 3 - 4 blokes want to come in their bar and have a pint, out-fucking-rageous, surely if the guys had been refused there'd be breach of all sorts of laws, same as if a lesbian was refused entry on the grounds that she's a lesbian ... it's nothing anyone can change and if the guys werent there to cause bother leave them be! sounds like the lesbians in this story just went out of their way to make their image as man-haters that much worse.

eh, rant over, im not that fussed, i just thought your comment was a bit stupid.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:36, closed)

An Experiment
I would like you, first of all, to replace the words Men and Lesbians with the words Black and White, and the read it back to yourself.

Then, I would like the doorpersons to consider what would happen if a man in a wheelchair turned up at the door.

Discrimination comes in many forms, and is still never, ever acceptable.

[/Preachy Bit]
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:02, closed)