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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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"Steady on old chap"
is a phrase that's used far too infrequently.

And the last time I heard it used it was by a drunk glaswegian before he passed out.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, 1 reply)
Indeed...
....it should be forced upon the young'uns in schools. Just "chap" in general actually.

Anyway, have a click for making me chuckle.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:31, closed)
So true
I try to fit at least one 'old boy' or 'my dear fellow' into my vocabulary each day.

Chin chin!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, closed)
There's not enough comedy toffs around these days
My aunt used to have a lodger who was a retired brigadier. Mustached, eccentric and frequently drunk, the man was a walking sterotype, with the voice that trailed off mid sentence.

His catchphrase was a loud cry of "Well bugger me!" and his most frequent habit was falling asleep, face down in his soup, at the dinner table.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)

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