PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Ah, I could quote it all day..."Here.hare.here"
"I shall have you...even if it's burglary"
"Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, which means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning."
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:21,
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sneaks in...I don't feel good. Look my thumbs have gone weird
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Monty you terribleCUNT.
My grandparents know the actor, who broke one of their chairs with his impressive girth. I've never met him though, shame really.
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I_Was_Mordred, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52,
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Let's put it this wayI knew the relationship was wrong when I called her "Withnail" and she told me I wasn't the first partner she had to call her that.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
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