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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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A man goes into a pub
walks up to the bar and says

"I'll have a pint of adenosine triphosphate please"

"certainly, sir" says the barman "that'll be 80p"

/coathatscarfbiologyjokelicence
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:57, 7 replies)
I like that :-)

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:08, closed)
one of my lecturers used to tell a similar joke
"how much does energy cost?"

"80p"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:16, closed)
According to current government advice
Us lecturers must recycle 75% of our material. So there you have it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:19, closed)
Well I liked it....
.....I had to wiki it first, but then I liked it!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:04, closed)
So slow
I wiki'd it and still didn't get it. I had to google the whole joke.

Sometime's I think B3ta is too high brow for me..... Then I read another cock joke and get all smug again.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:20, closed)
ahhhh
a classic :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:37, closed)
As a biologist
made me smile, but yes we did have a lecturer who used this joke.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:11, closed)

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