does pizza express count?
it sells alcohol!

just been there for lunch with colleagues. we had to go really early because they were fully booked - 2 tables of 20. now, i like pizza express well enough, but i don't understand why people queue down the street to get in there. anyway, my colleagues had 2 4 1 vouchers, so we decided to go really early to beat the 2 tables of 20.

and as we were about to tuck into our tasty pizzas, the two tables of 20 duly arrived. it was basically one table of 20 people with some sort of mental condition (ok, ok, they were tards), and one table of their carers.

it was a b3ta front page waiting to happen, if only i'd had a camera. 20 happy and excited joey deacons in their wheelchairs, clapping and shouting and singing and chucking menus and drinks and doughballs all over themselves and each other. the staff were beside themselves trying to control all these loud noisy mongs and hissing at the carers that nobody had told them what sort of guests to expect, without trying to sound prejudiced. they failed at that, btw.

it was fantastic, because the staff were rude snotty little bastards, and i'd take the reetees over the waitresses any day of the week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:03, 7 replies)

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ACE story!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:09, closed)

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Oh man alive. When I was 12 I refused to go back to a Little Chef, because the previous time I'd been in there a man was talking through a hole in his throat.

I am deeply uncomfortable with disability, and one day karma will get me good and proper. Some people say it already has.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:11, closed)

"the staff were beside themselves trying to control all these loud noisy mongs"
Sounds exactly like Prime Minister's questions.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:17, closed)

Now that sounds ace!
Free entertainment with your pizza!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:33, closed)

my god
i would have laughed until i'd boaked
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:32, closed)

Sig
You've changed your sig - photos of the dress, and we'll be the judge, I think...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:55, closed)

no way
cats will be skating on ice in hell before it sees the light of day!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:05, closed)