PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Not my local but still...Whilst enjoying a relaxing and cultural two week respite in Magaluf with a collection of like minded drunken comrades i found myself in a rather busy pub toilet with watering eyes such was my need to piss. As any decent yob in such a situation would undertake, I flopped the old man out into the handbasin and commenced my slash. Not untill the shivers of releif had subsided did i notice that my resting position on the side of the sink unit had previously been used to position some disgarded chewing gum and i had a moment of tacky panic when reholstering the weapon before i understood the mild humor of the situation.
Disgusting behaviour I know, chewing gum belongs in the bin.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:00, 1 reply)
Clickety ClickI thought that gum tasted wierd?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:17, closed)
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