I'm surprised this one wasn't up almost immediately...
I entered a punning competition a while ago; just to make sure I had a good shot, I put in five entries, which was the competition limit. I then cheated a bit, and put in another five under another name.

I was hoping to place in the top three, but no pun in ten did.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, 2 replies)

ha ha ha
Bastard, I was a minute too slow.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:29, closed)

Mwuahahahaa!
See evil laugh in subject line.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:58, closed)