Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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An old one from a seaside town...
This is one my dad used to tell, so the truth content is probably nil.
A seaside town that seriously relied upon the tourist trade was also home to an asylum. One night an inmate escaped and sought refuge in the town's laundry. Disturbing two employees who were working overnight, he overpowered them, raped them then made good his escape.
A national newspaper got wind of this and reporters came to get the scoop. The town mare (Edit: Mayor *blush*) begged them to gloss over it and make light of it, worried that an escaped insane convict would ruin the up'n coming tourist season.
Headline...
"Nut Screws washers and bolts"
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:02, 3 replies)
This is one my dad used to tell, so the truth content is probably nil.
A seaside town that seriously relied upon the tourist trade was also home to an asylum. One night an inmate escaped and sought refuge in the town's laundry. Disturbing two employees who were working overnight, he overpowered them, raped them then made good his escape.
A national newspaper got wind of this and reporters came to get the scoop. The town mare (Edit: Mayor *blush*) begged them to gloss over it and make light of it, worried that an escaped insane convict would ruin the up'n coming tourist season.
Headline...
"Nut Screws washers and bolts"
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:02, 3 replies)
*ahem*
Here I come with my metaphorical red pen..........
Did yo mean "Mayor"?
*cough-splutter*
..as opposed to a female horse.
"She said in a hoarse voice".. ;o)
CLICKY
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:01, closed)
Here I come with my metaphorical red pen..........
Did yo mean "Mayor"?
*cough-splutter*
..as opposed to a female horse.
"She said in a hoarse voice".. ;o)
CLICKY
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:01, closed)
The Pendant gets his come.uppance :)
Deary me...
Gold star for Tourettes and the Dunces hat for Humpty. :o)
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:53, closed)
Deary me...
Gold star for Tourettes and the Dunces hat for Humpty. :o)
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:53, closed)
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