Pork in Cider
A friend of mine, (who we shall call George for that is his name)once declined an invitation for a night out with the boys. The speakerphone conversation went along the lines of;

George: "Hello mate"
Me: "Are you coming to play up in town George?"
George: "'fraid not, [gf's name here] is making dinner tonight, better stay in"
Me: "You're so gay"
George: "Better that than no sex for a month"
Me: "True. What's she making you then?"
George: "Pork in cider"
Me: "Ahhh, she likes a bit of pork in cider, does she?" (cue raucous laughter from the lads down the phone at him)
George: "Of course she does and so do I. She wouldn't be preparing it otherwise would she? What's so funny?"
Me(through stifled chortling): "Nothing mate, have a good evening. Hope [gf's name here] enjoys the pork in cider."
George: "I'm sure she will, see you later mate"
Me: "Bye"

Poor naiive little George.
(Sir General ***WoW***, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, 2 replies)

*click*
fave so far.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, closed)

On a drunken weekend
...this particular menu item on a huge blackboard of specials had us amused for 3 days.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:16, closed)