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When Versace was shot. Was fucking hillarious. It read:

WE ARE CUNTS. WE ARE ALL DRIED UP USELESS FUCKING TWATBADGERS. KILL US. KILL US ALL. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHOOT US IN THE HEAD AND PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY.

Shoots You Sir!

Ahahahaha....can't believe it's not bindun!
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:19, 6 replies)

Lithium
Lots of it. Now. Nearly over now, mate. Nearly over...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, closed)

Please Spanky...
...please make the paining go away.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, closed)

*rocks*
*foams*

icanttakeitanymorethisqotwisfuckingshitpleasegodmakeitstopthemoderatorshateus.

*sedates*

_{forfuckssakemakeitgoaway....}
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, closed)

Have some of my lithium.
It's dreamy.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:13, closed)

Did someone call?
Oh, sorry, I'm spelt wrong...
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)

It's OK...
...do you ease the pain if I lick you?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:20, closed)