Pure Fury
A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.
Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
A mate told me I was getting fat
"that's because every time I fuck your Mum she gives me a doughnut" I quipped
Then he punched me in the face
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:36,
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Then what happened?
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Seebeedee, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:37,
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"Then he punched me in the face"
Is how all stories should end.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
Then he punched me in the face!
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Squidlipps Anyway, so how's your sex life on, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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It improves any story.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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AS long as you're not getting bald then.
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Benzyl, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:03,
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