No violence but.....
When I was at Uni in late 1999 I casually remarked to a friend on my floor in the halls of residence that I thought Robbie Williams acted a bit camp. It didn't seem a very momentous observation at the time.

About an hour later, after I had gone to back to my room, I had a knock at my door. It was one of the girls on the corridor who had overheard my comment and she very solemnly said "I think you had better come with me. We're having a floor meeting and it's about your behaviour".

Confused, I followed her into our shared kitchen where I was barracked by half a dozen of her friends for being homophobic.

This lasted about ten minutes with some of the girls actually in tears until, unable to persuade them that I hadn't made a homophobic comment, one of my mates poked his head into the kitchen and said "Come on, we're heading down to the pub. Fuck these silly cunts!"

Cue months of evil glances and slammed doors.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:50, 8 replies)

Brilliant! That's exactly how silly cunts should be treated.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:18, closed)

You should have told them you were gay, then they'd probably have all had sex with you

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:28, closed)

I think we can safely assume
that they are all regulars on Mumsnet now.
(ubergeekian, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:47, closed)

Comparing every gay man with Robbie Williams is a fucking horrendous insult.
You should be ashamed.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:08, closed)

Fuck oFf ya pencil neck geek

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:00, closed)

Nice shift spasm there.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, closed)

I know, I was going to correct it but I decided I liked the look of it. Although not the smell.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:01, closed)

(McChinaman banned, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:48, closed)