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A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.

Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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No violence but.....
When I was at Uni in late 1999 I casually remarked to a friend on my floor in the halls of residence that I thought Robbie Williams acted a bit camp. It didn't seem a very momentous observation at the time.

About an hour later, after I had gone to back to my room, I had a knock at my door. It was one of the girls on the corridor who had overheard my comment and she very solemnly said "I think you had better come with me. We're having a floor meeting and it's about your behaviour".

Confused, I followed her into our shared kitchen where I was barracked by half a dozen of her friends for being homophobic.

This lasted about ten minutes with some of the girls actually in tears until, unable to persuade them that I hadn't made a homophobic comment, one of my mates poked his head into the kitchen and said "Come on, we're heading down to the pub. Fuck these silly cunts!"

Cue months of evil glances and slammed doors.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:50, 8 replies)
Brilliant! That's exactly how silly cunts should be treated.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:18, closed)
You should have told them you were gay, then they'd probably have all had sex with you

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:28, closed)
I think we can safely assume
that they are all regulars on Mumsnet now.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:47, closed)
Comparing every gay man with Robbie Williams is a fucking horrendous insult.
You should be ashamed.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:08, closed)
Fuck oFf ya pencil neck geek

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:00, closed)
Nice shift spasm there.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, closed)
I know, I was going to correct it but I decided I liked the look of it. Although not the smell.

(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:01, closed)

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:48, closed)

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