I can't work out if you mean this or not
So I will be boring and point out that research indicates that engaging in sexual fantasy actually increases the likelihood of engaging in the activity at some point. That, coupled with the 'she was egging me on' defence used by paedos everywhere; is truly cause for concern.
(Squidlipps Anyway, so how's your sex life on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:08, 1 reply)

Where's the sexual fantasy come from?
I'm looking after my cousin, who was 10 years old at the time. I get pulled for speeding. Copper accuses me of being a "nonce" cos the 10-year-old girl in the passenger seat isn't my daughter (despite being a blood relative). I take exception to this and smack the copper in the face.

So, where's the sexual fantasy come into it? Only some kind of nonce could read a sexual fantasy into that situation.

So, research clearly indicates that 1. you can't recognise a joke when you see one (see earlier link) and 2. you're a fucking nonce who got a boner when I mentioned my 10-year-old cousin. Who, btw, is now 18. And I'd still kill any fucker that even thought about laying a finger on her. That's if she didn't kick them square in the nads first of course.

Of course, as this thread has shown, the general standard of conversation on this board has gone down in the last few years, so I'll just stand here and shout "YOUR ALL GAY, LOL!" instead.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 5:10, closed)

"It's okay for me to diddle my cousin now, she's legal!"

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:25, closed)

Ick.
Experience everything in life except incest and cannibalism.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:22, closed)

"Experience everything in life except incest and cannibalism."
Does that include noncing?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:39, closed)

Apparently so...
as long as your "victim" isn't related to you, as that would be incest.

And as long as you don't eat him/her for dinner afterwards.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:53, closed)

Wait, why'd you put victim in quotes?
Are you saying paedophilia is a victimless crime?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, closed)

I'm guessing he thinks they're only a 'victim' when they can escape his cellar.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:40, closed)

Well...
Maddy hasn't managed to escape.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:33, closed)

Haha yeah
topical
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:56, closed)

Like he put "babysitting" in speechmarks in the OP.
This is one creepy cock-end who is not doing himelf any favours
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:43, closed)

Fictional child abuse is okay, I think

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:31, closed)

yeh those fictional kids are all begging for it, the little teases...

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:05, closed)

We might have to ask INTERNETLAWYERMAN

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, closed)

Doofus
The sexual fantasy comment comes from Cumquats comment...which i replied to.

P.S. One could read quite a lot of fantasy into your original post but much has already been made of that and I don't need to contribute.

P.P.S Someone who is egged on to drive at 10,000 times the speed of light by a 10 year old girl; is probably not best placed to criticise the standard of anything.
(Squidlipps Anyway, so how's your sex life on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:01, closed)