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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Does it still count as a 'Devastating Put-Downs'
if only one side gives a shit?
Because that kipperfillet tripper seems to think his long, windy , boring rants are quite the dog's knackers.
I imagine his keyboard is devastated, at any rate.

peace, love, light and cheers.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, 26 replies)
Aww. Hurt your feelings did I?
I think you've managed to show yourself up enough without any help from me!
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:45, closed)
^

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:56, closed)
'help'? 'me'?
You have serious issues.
you're so fucking anal that you chose to make your property look like it was created by mentally-ill epileptics, solely in an attempt to make your elderly neighbour think...what, exactly? That you are mentally sub-normal?
Well done.

If you are soooooo morally superior (snigger!) why are you too stupid to use the ignore feature?
Feel free to bust your keyboard to sand - again - and type a 1/2 page rant. About something. I never read more than your first line anyway. Because you're really fucking boring.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:03, closed)
Wow
What a wonderful put-down! Sounds like you're the one ranting at the keyboard :-)
Maybe if you took the time (because I'm sure you're a s-l-o-w reader) you would be able to read more than one line before your head hurts.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:13, closed)
If only I could be filled with frustrated rage like you
but neighbours are quite young and don't disapprove of me.
Possibly because I'm not a petty-minded cunt. like you.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:32, closed)
Big brave words
Don't you realize that I'm actually laughing at you?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:56, closed)
laughing at who, exactly?
you don't know who I am, dickhead.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:19, closed)
And yet you assume you know me?
Don't you see that your last statement makes you look a tad more like a dickhead than you realize?
By the way, your punctuation is out. It should have read
"You don't know who. I am dickhead".
Here to help
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:56, closed)
of course I know
EXACTLY who what you are.
Your type are all the same - how do you think i keep finding your triggers so easily, numbnuts?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:02, closed)
I think you are sadly mistaken
You've no idea about me at all. Random insults thrown my way aren't triggers, you clown. You're reading into my replies what you want to hear, but truth be told I'm still laughing, and at the moment quite a
few of my team are as well.
Please continue to amuse us.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:40, closed)
I don't read any more into your replies
than the first or last few lines.
Bothering to give a rat's arse about your pathetic witterings would totally defeat the purpose of this.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:28, closed)
OK then. First and last lines
Fuck.
Off.




Awaits reply from someone so not bothered about what I say...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:15, closed)
Blimey, at least noones getting upset, right

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)
I wondered how long it would take the Fluffer to start this up again
Maybe we shouldn't feed the trolls...
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)


(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:56, closed)
Posters off your bedroom wall don't count as a putdown.
:-)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:14, closed)
nothing you say
counts as a putdown.
It's sweet that you keep giving it the ol' shortbus try, though.
Also - it's an album cover, you hopelessly retarded idiot.
You really don't know very much except knee-jerk rage, do you?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:30, closed)
Keep saying it and you may believe it.
And to your edit : If I'm so retarded and and idiot, how come I'm managing to make you look like such a fool with such little effort? Maybe with some help from you? :-)

And don't keep thinking taking the piss out of you is rage. Fun, yes. Amusing, sometimes. Rage, never. Life's too short to worry about pissants like you.
Tell you what, type "Fuck you, I won't do as you tell me." if you're a witless mong.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:08, closed)
Fuck you, I won't do as you tell me.

(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 4:16, closed)
:-)
Must try harder. At put-downs at any rate.
Making yourself look like a complete bell-end: 10/10.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)
maybe I should put something on my house to prove it?

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:20, closed)
Ha! The FIRST wit you've shown...
But I'm sure your neighbours think you're a dick already :-)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:58, closed)
because you keep saying so.
like the energiser bunny.
Programmed for repetitiveness.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:00, closed)
1/10
Come on, you're getting rather boring.
And you can't argue with that (unless you're a complete pillock), or do you suppose by some strange mysical power to know what I'm actually thinking now?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)
I don't care what you're 'thinking'.
And if this is boring you, feel free to FO&D. I really wont mind.
I doubt anyone would mind.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:33, closed)
You care so little
You still keep posting. Hmmm....
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:16, closed)

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