Does it still count as a 'Devastating Put-Downs'
if only one side gives a shit?
Because that kipperfillet tripper seems to think his long, windy , boring rants are quite the dog's knackers.
I imagine his keyboard is devastated, at any rate.

peace, love, light and cheers.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, 26 replies)

Aww. Hurt your feelings did I?
I think you've managed to show yourself up enough without any help from me!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:45, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:56, closed)

'help'? 'me'?
You have serious issues.
you're so fucking anal that you chose to make your property look like it was created by mentally-ill epileptics, solely in an attempt to make your elderly neighbour think...what, exactly? That you are mentally sub-normal?
Well done.

If you are soooooo morally superior (snigger!) why are you too stupid to use the ignore feature?
Feel free to bust your keyboard to sand - again - and type a 1/2 page rant. About something. I never read more than your first line anyway. Because you're really fucking boring.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:03, closed)

Wow
What a wonderful put-down! Sounds like you're the one ranting at the keyboard :-)
Maybe if you took the time (because I'm sure you're a s-l-o-w reader) you would be able to read more than one line before your head hurts.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:13, closed)

If only I could be filled with frustrated rage like you
but neighbours are quite young and don't disapprove of me.
Possibly because I'm not a petty-minded cunt. like you.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:32, closed)

Big brave words
Don't you realize that I'm actually laughing at you?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:56, closed)

laughing at who, exactly?
you don't know who I am, dickhead.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:19, closed)

And yet you assume you know me?
Don't you see that your last statement makes you look a tad more like a dickhead than you realize?
By the way, your punctuation is out. It should have read
"You don't know who. I am dickhead".
Here to help
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:56, closed)

of course I know
EXACTLY who what you are.
Your type are all the same - how do you think i keep finding your triggers so easily, numbnuts?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:02, closed)

I think you are sadly mistaken
You've no idea about me at all. Random insults thrown my way aren't triggers, you clown. You're reading into my replies what you want to hear, but truth be told I'm still laughing, and at the moment quite a
few of my team are as well.
Please continue to amuse us.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:40, closed)

I don't read any more into your replies
than the first or last few lines.
Bothering to give a rat's arse about your pathetic witterings would totally defeat the purpose of this.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:28, closed)

OK then. First and last lines
Fuck.
Off.




Awaits reply from someone so not bothered about what I say...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:15, closed)

Blimey, at least noones getting upset, right

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)

I wondered how long it would take the Fluffer to start this up again
Maybe we shouldn't feed the trolls...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:56, closed)

Posters off your bedroom wall don't count as a putdown.
:-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:14, closed)

nothing you say
counts as a putdown.
It's sweet that you keep giving it the ol' shortbus try, though.
Also - it's an album cover, you hopelessly retarded idiot.
You really don't know very much except knee-jerk rage, do you?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:30, closed)

Keep saying it and you may believe it.
And to your edit : If I'm so retarded and and idiot, how come I'm managing to make you look like such a fool with such little effort? Maybe with some help from you? :-)

And don't keep thinking taking the piss out of you is rage. Fun, yes. Amusing, sometimes. Rage, never. Life's too short to worry about pissants like you.
Tell you what, type "Fuck you, I won't do as you tell me." if you're a witless mong.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:08, closed)

Fuck you, I won't do as you tell me.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 26 Nov 2011, 4:16, closed)

:-)
Must try harder. At put-downs at any rate.
Making yourself look like a complete bell-end: 10/10.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)

maybe I should put something on my house to prove it?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:20, closed)

Ha! The FIRST wit you've shown...
But I'm sure your neighbours think you're a dick already :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:58, closed)

because you keep saying so.
like the energiser bunny.
Programmed for repetitiveness.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:00, closed)

1/10
Come on, you're getting rather boring.
And you can't argue with that (unless you're a complete pillock), or do you suppose by some strange mysical power to know what I'm actually thinking now?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)

I don't care what you're 'thinking'.
And if this is boring you, feel free to FO&D. I really wont mind.
I doubt anyone would mind.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:33, closed)

You care so little
You still keep posting. Hmmm....
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:16, closed)