Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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In a comedy club in Crystal Palace......a female comedienne takes the stage, starts telling some jokes, and then mentions in passing that she is schizophrenic.
Cue some wag at the back of the club shouting "Then why don't you both fuck off then!"
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There was one from Jenny Elcair (I think) when she was doing standupa guy in the front row who kept saying in a low voice: "I can smell your cunt, I can smell your cunt" over and over again.
She said it was so offputting because she wasn't sure if he actually could or not
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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I love it when the big brave man shouts from the safety of his seatat the woman on the stage, it's hilarious.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:11,
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Yeah - I thought so too...(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:37, closed)
I hope there was a slow clap, for the moron who didn't know what schizophrenia was?(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:15, closed)
^Took the words right out of my mouth.
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