Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Not just 5 days ago.. A colleague said to me,"Hey fatty, I see you've put on weight recently."My reply: "That's because I just spent 3 weeks eating and drinking in America and 2 weeks in Spain on the piss every day. I see that you're quite short, and I can diet."
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!!!(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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I bet you won't though(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:33, closed)
Haaaahahahahahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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I will!After Christmas. No point now it's party season.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:58,
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that old chestnut :P(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:59, closed)
That might help actuallyGastroenteritis
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:11,
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ChurchillGood and very similar to one Churchill used for an old lady whilst he was drunk.
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I thought the reply should always beSomething like:
"That's because every time I fuck your Mum, she gives me a biscuit"
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