Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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not a put-down, but left me floundering...I had just knackered my dad's work van,
steam was issuing from under the bonnet at an unhealthy rate.
Panicking as to my dad's likely angry response,
a friend offered me a very welcome lifeline.
"You know what's wrong with that."
Hopefully, expectantly, "No?!"
"It's fucked."
Brilliant, thanks(!)
"You know what you wanna do?"
Expectantly, hopefully, "No?!"
"Get it fixed."
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:18,
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"not a put-down"Wrong QOTW then surely?
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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zing(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:17, closed)
Is your frienda management consultant?
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