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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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I recently met Grace Jones at a music festival in London.
I asked her what her favourite part of the UK was, to which she replied "Dover!"

And that was most definitely a diva stating port town.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:44, 6 replies)
[sadface of internet sadness]

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, closed)
So what was her second favourite?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, closed)
Worthing (in the rear-view mirror)
But then everyone says that
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:08, closed)
Are you sure it wasn't
Pulham to the Bumper..?

I'll get my coat.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:19, closed)
Not the best, but
I kinda like it.
(Blunt Logic, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, closed)
Another successful punnage when I thought it wasn't possible
oof!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, closed)
Wahay!
Very good.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:23, closed)
DAMN YOU.
This is better than the only one I could come up with.

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(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08, closed)
Wow! just WOW!
I do not normally bother with QOTW but with quality puns like that I will be here every week!

Have lots of clocks sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:01, closed)

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