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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Annoying lad I worked with
was going to a fancy dress party but didn't know what to go as. So he asked a few of us if we had any suggestions.

I pipped up "Paint yourself pink so everyone will see you as the fucking cunt you are."

My one and only decent putdown.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:39, 8 replies)
What colour was he?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:44, closed)
One would assume he was skin coloured.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:49, closed)
One might if one were a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:51, closed)
Was that to me?
Or Pollitt?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:47, closed)

think it was to you. you took it extremely well. Politt would have cried then bum raped me.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, closed)
I find myself thoroughly unsurprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:51, closed)

at what?
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:47, closed)
That you'd call me a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:52, closed)

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