Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I have an advanced degree in spasticspeak and may be able to clarify:
Dirty Charvers: Here mahhhhnn is that Stihl gear on the trailer leykk?
Person who I hold in low regard: Hello my dear fellow. If I may enquire, is that Stihl equipment on the back of the vehicle?
explanatory note: The German company Stihl, 'pronounced still', is famous for their chainsaws and other power equipment
Me: It hasn't went very fucking far has it?
Me: Yes, sir, you may enquire. As you can observe, the equipment had indeed not moved and is therefore still there. How punny.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:29,
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Bravo, sir,Although, I dread to think how you might have acquired this skill.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:12,
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Well done Mr UzzardC4H5As,A++ for you.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:21,
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I believe sir, you may have miscomprehended in a small measurethe final point of the amusing story.
I have the notion that the word 'still', rather than being in reference to whether or not the articles remain within the trailer, is in fact alluding to the fact they are motionless.
It would appear so to me, at any rate.
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Google Translate is deadLong live the new Google Translate
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