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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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This woman once took offense to what I'd said, and told me
"If I was your wife, I'd flavour your drink with poison!"

Quick as a flash, I replied, "And if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

Everyone laughed at how funny I was and how stupid and ugly she was, and how everyone thought she was a bitch anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:50, 5 replies)
Alright, Winston.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, closed)
This one time at man camp
I put a cigar in her pussy.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:20, closed)
didn't he say he'd be sober in the morning or something too

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:35, closed)
That was when
Some woman MP said to him: "Sir, you are drunk"
To which he replied: "Madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober!"
(Spill, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, closed)
Have you read any of this QOTW?

(ubergeekian, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)

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