Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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another one time...i'd been out for a few cheap beers at local hostelry of repute. or pub, as we even called it back then. additionally this idea was made more attractive by the blizzard outside, and the rapidly piling up snow drifts.
some time later when we emerged into the real world, and entered a local fried steroided budgie delicatessen (with chips of course) how we laughed when a local type entered the establishment and promptly slid on his arse on the ceramic tiles made wet by the inclement weather.
fortunately*, being the smallest of our little group, I clearly made the easiest target when he sought revenge by means of pugilism. I suspect he laughed at a later point.
*fortunately in the sense that I would not have had this witty tale of retort to display otherwise.
I was there, it must have happened.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:03, 2 replies)
So, your story is your friends are cunts who let someone punch you?(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:14, closed)
well......they were clearly a bad influence so i don't hang around with them any more.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:40, closed)
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