I was more hoping for witty reposte ...
but the poor chap didn't take it so well.

I was buying a new game and I got the release date wrong. Nice young acne-riddled chap at the counter persuaded me to order it in after some old chat. It was a quiet shift and being a stay at home mother, I was enjoying a rare conversation that wasn't about my daughter's most recent bowel movement or where she had last seen Blankie.

As he was taking down my mobile number, it dawned on me that he was trying to pick me up. With a two year old snapping about my ankles and wedding ring clearly on display. Bless his spotty wee heart for trying.

"Surname?" he asked.
"Que." I replied.
"First name?" he laid on the innuendo with unintentional hilarity.
"Missus."
(Que?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:43, 6 replies)

"You have a beautiful name
My mother's name is missus too..."

Will that do?
(roysin, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:47, closed)

I ordered something in John Lewis yesterday and the shop assistant tried to pick me up too
When she asked for my phone number I screamed, "Can't you see I'm married you little whore" and now the police are saying I'M the one with a problem.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:22, closed)

pick me up
take note of my contact details, so as to be able to alert me to the arrival of my chosen game
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:47, closed)

First Name?
Oh, THAT old double entendre!
(dchurch bah, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:21, closed)

Yeah
seems unlikely
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:20, closed)

Ménage à trois
But you still did it didn't you?
(justin(e), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:36, closed)