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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A few - well 20 years ago...
With my younger brother in the garden we were inventing some new ball game, you know the sort... smack it into your young brothers face, bounce off it off a window and onto some specified slab. Rinse and repeat... My brother wasn't too good at this particular game, but I kept getting 'points'.

Feeling quite proud of myself, I decided to put myself down. With the great quote - 'Dick, stop styling my cramp'. Bum tssshhhh!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:55, 6 replies)
What?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:05, closed)
^ What Captain Goatrape said

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:16, closed)
^What General Noncey iterated^

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, closed)
^What Runaround Sue said.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:16, closed)
What
^ They all said
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:53, closed)
What
's the matter with you? Girls just wanna have fun now...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:32, closed)

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