Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Fruity boy!
Tenuous, but Moonies post reminded me.
When she was about 2, little cloud was playing makeup with mum and wanted to put lipstick on me. As I declined she asked Do boys not wear lipstick? Off the cuff, I replied "Only fruity ones."
It stuck for a while that 'fruity boys wear lipstick' likely because it used to raise a chuckle, but soon faded away.
The other week, my niece was watching music channels and little cloud pipes up. Is that a girl or a boy? Niece says that's Justin Beeber (she's 13 and a big fan).
"Tristan beeper? That's a funny name for a girl!" much hilarity and piss taking of teeny fandom ensued.
Yesterday walking to school (little cloud is 5 now) she begins from nowhere. Mam, you know that man on the radio.
No, who?
Tristan Beeper.
Who?
Tristan Beeper!
Right...
He's a fruity boy.
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:57, 4 replies)
Tenuous, but Moonies post reminded me.
When she was about 2, little cloud was playing makeup with mum and wanted to put lipstick on me. As I declined she asked Do boys not wear lipstick? Off the cuff, I replied "Only fruity ones."
It stuck for a while that 'fruity boys wear lipstick' likely because it used to raise a chuckle, but soon faded away.
The other week, my niece was watching music channels and little cloud pipes up. Is that a girl or a boy? Niece says that's Justin Beeber (she's 13 and a big fan).
"Tristan beeper? That's a funny name for a girl!" much hilarity and piss taking of teeny fandom ensued.
Yesterday walking to school (little cloud is 5 now) she begins from nowhere. Mam, you know that man on the radio.
No, who?
Tristan Beeper.
Who?
Tristan Beeper!
Right...
He's a fruity boy.
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:57, 4 replies)
Watching The Fifth Element, at the weekend,
my little girl would not accept that Chris Tucker was a man.
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:08, closed)
my little girl would not accept that Chris Tucker was a man.
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:08, closed)
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