Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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God botherer bandwagon....Thought I'd jump on....walking across my local town square, load of god botherers handing out leaflets, one woman, late fifties I reckon approaches me, thrusts leaflet towards me and asks:
"Do you have enough love in your life?"
"Sorry darling, you're not my type, I'm not into the whole mature thing"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, 8 replies)
and then you got homeand you were all "why the fuck do I always do that I'm so lonely"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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To be lonely...Would be an improvement frankly.
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An improvementover the granny porn?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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That's not hard...Is what she said! *bah-dum tssh*
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You gave her one anyway though, right?Christians fucking love anal
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Need proof....Have there been studies?
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It more theoretical than proven if you want to get technical about itI've applied for funding to conduct research though.
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