Its ALL about WHERE you stick it
I once stuck mine through the letterbox of an estate agents in St Albans..it was about 3 am, I needed a wee wee and I decided that since Estate Agents are a complete and utter bunch of shitcunts that it would be entirely appropriate to relieve myself through their letterbox..it was a great dissapointment that a patrol from Hertfordshire Police should drive past at that exact moment and arrest me for urniating in a public place. I was also later charged with criminal damage and the whole sorry affair cost me a £500 fine
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:23, 4 replies)

Much deserved, too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, closed)

Worth
every penny, I'd imagine.
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, closed)

Shirley...
If you did it through the letterbox of a private business you weren't urinating in a public place?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:45, closed)

Pity it wasn't a sharp edged letterbox
Let me ask you something, dickweed. Who do you think had to clean it up? An estate agent or some poor cleaner on £3 an hour. You're a real urban terrorist aren't you!
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, closed)