Ah the wonders of larger!
After being in a hot club until 2am me and the chums walk/stagger down to the local kebab shop to fill up on grease and chilli sauce.
Now dont ask me why but at that moment I deemed it right as to flop my nob out and rub it along the length of the glass counter in the shop infront of all onlookers. The people who work there were quite nice about it and asked if I thought it was a woman.
What made this worse was as it was fresh from the above hot nightclub, the build up of sweat and wee on the end of it left a nice streek a meter and a half along this glass case and being a typical kebab shop, was not cleaned very often. This streak was there for at least a month after and is still refered to often :( !!!! Still sodding funny tbh

Also in B3TA's defence I have liked the recent QOTW and I know this excludes most women but if it was "Whats the strangest thing you have done with your vagina", the site would be brought down by wankers wanting the next band camp story! Stick to willys I say.
(snarf81, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:40, 3 replies)

i was wondering
what that smear was?! click!
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:42, closed)

The wonders of a larger what?
(username1, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)

It's not like we need another reason not to eat kebabs
but thanks anyway! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:41, closed)