putting it a lady's mouth
about 5 minutes after taking it out of her sister's anus.


Ashamed yes but wanting so much to say

"guess where that's been"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, 7 replies)

if that's true
then that's thoroughly good work, sir. i applaud you for your efforts.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, closed)

i married the first sister (i'll call her anal),
divorcer her 12 years later and lived with the other sister (i'll call her oral)for 16 years.

Now back with the first one.

15 years after we split up she had to have a complete hysterectomy, everything out. (Let me just say that during our previous time together she was always a "snug" fit.)In doing so, the surgeon had to make her remaining cavity about 2" shorter and about 1" narrower (inside circumference).

As my rather coarse brother commented when informed of this "must be like fucking an 11 year old boy while squeezing his arse cheeks together"

While I have no personal knowledge of such an act, I imagine that yes, that's what it is like.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, closed)

.
I rather like the cut of your rather coarse brother's jib.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, closed)

[citation needed]

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, closed)

they are both
scousers.

enough?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, closed)

lol fair enough
you've yet to detail exactly how your pork sword found itself into the mouth of one sister 5 minutes after being in the arse of the other sister though. a bit of elaboration please



i guess what i'm trying to say is; i need something in the wank bank before my next trip to the toilet
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:57, closed)

ROFL
Scousers, yeah that's all the proof we need.
(Capo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, closed)