Peppa Pig - Pig or Cockmeat?
My 4 year old Neice was drawing Peppa Pig last week, and I somehow ended up teaching her to draw cocks

hey calm down I'm not the monster here
Peppa Pig really is a cock and balls, last week daddy pig (who has a hairy ballbag for a face) had a cold, he was wandering about sneezing and that was too much for me.

So she is caught drawing a 3 foot high cock on the living room wall at her house (yes with three drips) and then explains that its Peppa Pig, her mum explains that the picture is rude, and then the cherry on the cake. . . She explains to the entire family at sunday lunch watching her that uncle Graham says Peppa Pig is a Cock and Daddy Pig has Pubes on his face.

I probably don't need to describe the nature of the following phone call I recieved,
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:54, 4 replies)

Oh dear
So THAT is why I have always found Peppa Pig to be irrationally hilarious...

(PS. If you are ever allowed to see your neice again, get her to draw the trees from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. They look suspiciously like a certain illegal type of leaf...)
(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:25, closed)

You're right, Peppa Pig DOES resemble a cock'n'balls
but pointing that out to a 4 year-old probably wasn't too wise.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:46, closed)

That's the thing about children.
Every word you say will be memorised and repeated. That's not a joke, just a simple, scientifically proven fact.

TJ: Apparently when I were a wee lad of about 2 years, I was in the car with the family and yelled out "FUCK!". Grandma asks "What did he say?" and mum says "I think he said Truck..." at which point I corrected her "No, FUCK!"
( Ratsta, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:55, closed)

yes... yes it does

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, closed)