A slightly bendy cock is common enough far as I can see.
I often wondered it leans left because I'm right-handed if you see what I'm getting at.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:56, 1 reply)

I've always hoped to god that's the cause of it
I tried wanking left handed for a while to get it back to being lined up right

Didn't work
(SoneMe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:57, closed)

LOL poem
Here lies the body
of dear old Dick
who went through life
with a twisted prick.

All his life
was a lifelong hunt
looking for the girl
with the twisted cunt.

When he found one
he dropped down dead,
for the one he found
had a left-hand thread.
(sneezymonkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:40, closed)

Thats just
lovely, that is.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:33, closed)