Hmm
when it's your first time with a lady, or you're looking for an excuse to snuggle up before making your move, you put a movie on right?

And when you make the move, if it goes well, you often forget to turn off the movie, after all, why pause and lose momentum/let the rohypnol wear off?

And so it is that sometimes you happen to engage in that most sensual and intimate of activities that your luncheon meat truncheon can ever engage in, whilst listening to some strangely inappropriate stuff.

The strangest things I've had playing in the background during sex.

Fight Club (kinda sexy, but the violence made me feel a bit wrong, although even I can appreciate Brad Pitt in that movie)

Eddie Izzard (even dressed as a woman, he doesn't quite do it for me)

Monty Python (Dinsdale! Dinnnsdale!)

The DVD title menu for Wallace and Gromit, Curse of the Were-Rabbit (yup, didn't even get to press play, it provided a nice tempo, and nothings better for keeping your mind off the task at hand in order to prolong things than thinking about plasticine dogs)
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:27, 3 replies)

Bin there
Worst 2 i've had:

The family guy dvd menus! every few minutes your treated to either Peter Griffin giggling, Stewie doing his carmen miranda dance, or a fart noise.

The onther night watching Gran Torino and getting intimate with my chinese g/f. Only to be treated to Clinty boy reeling off slur after racial slur in quick succession. Worst of all, I burst out laughing!...... awkward.

was funny tho
(Gutmunch, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:52, closed)

XKCD...

xkcd.com/400/
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:44, closed)

Muppet Treasure Island
It'll always be special to me.
( Batsgirl, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, closed)