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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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My one and only!
I must admit that I am not very popular with the ladies. Mainly due to my longer then average face, and the odd manner in which I walk. But there was this one, she had that glint in her eye that told me she was up for anything!

I took her for a few romantic walks around the countryside during which time she shared her polo’s with me (I bloomin’ love polo’s), I could really feel our bond growing.

One day I walked into my room and there she was bent over, reaching between her legs and touching herself. She turned her head and smiled at me, noticing my ever hardening love stick she gasped; “Oh my, that’s at least three times larger then anything I have ever seen before!”

I could wait no longer I strode up behind her and enthusiastically plunged my love stick deep into her quivering body. It felt slightly strange and wrong, but this only added to my excitement. Pummelling away, her squeals encouraged me to push ever harder and deeper. Finally I reached my climax, unleashing a bucket load man juice which knocked her to her knees. She gave me the rest of her polo’s (Can this day get any better!!?) and waddled out looking slightly ashamed.

I waited for months for her to return, having never experienced anything like this before or since. I heard rumours that she had died from internal bleeding, but I hope this is not true. I am such a stallion!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:46, 5 replies)
er yeah
I got that from the longer than average face
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:16, closed)
perhaps
made it a bit too obvious with that. Was thinking of changing it for something else. oh well
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:21, closed)
Stallion...?

'Man juice'?

Wouldn't it be 'horse juice'

/pedant
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, closed)
^
I think species have been changed in this story to protect the innocent and not so innocent...

YOU LOVE HORSES!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36, closed)
neigh, neigh and thrice neigh
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(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:59, closed)

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