im not ashamed but probably should be...
i stuck mine in a dyson airblade hand dryer. i thought it was genius, the other patrons of the gents didnt.

result?
vaguely tickled but still the best [only] blow job i've had to date.
(bobisnotmyname, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:22, 5 replies)

you hear that noise?
That's several hundred b3tans reading this, acting disgusted, but thinking "hmmm..." and googling the cost of buying their own*.

(*circa £600, not that I looked it up or anyhting)
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:10, closed)

regardless of how good they are on your cock
(I've not tried)

those things are awesome. they are the future of hand-drying technology.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:33, closed)

oh yes
They piss all over the 'traditional' ones. Metaphorically.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:16, closed)

It's irrelevant.
I can't see a large market for cock pleasing tools with 'blade' in the title.....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)

Thank you!
I thought I was the only one to think that, and I'm a girly as well..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, closed)