Is it really that much of a difference
If the guy keeps himself all clean and respectable?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:22, 1 reply)

well
the most beautiful cock I ever came across was circumcised, perfectly proportioned and required very frequent application of my mouth, so maybe I just hold that up as a yardstick for measuring the qualities of all others.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

A beautiful cock is one thing.
But they're no use if they're a dick at the other end as well.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)

ain't that the truth
Though I like to kid myself that I was using him as much as he was using me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:46, closed)

A yard's a lot to measure up to.
*cries*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)

What?
A Yard is only about
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( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

FACT!

( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

a yard
when flaccid
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:51, closed)

That's called a dead leg.
Always suspected you had surpassed fisting and ventured into footing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

Steady on Lab
CHCB doesn't have a cavernous vadge like TGB does.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)

Cavernous would be a compliment to TGB
I've heard it's like the LHC down there.\

Edit: Hmm, I'm sounding harsh, I apologise, I mean only jest!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)

How frequent would you call 'frequent'?
*gulps*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:15, closed)

twice a day?
In the morning upon waking, and last thing at night. And at opportune moments inbetween sometimes, and inopportune ones too, though fortunately no one wanted to press charges for public indecency.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, closed)