I awoke to find my laptop off.
This was unusual, I used to leave it downloading crap overnight. Strange thought I, must have turned it off when I got back from the pub. I saunter over it to check website while I had my usual breakfast consisting of coffee and a rollie. I pushed the power button; nothing. Strange, the little LED in the back of the power cable was on. I pushed the button again, nothing. Then I prodded the keys, they were all damp. I looked up at the ceiling and by the window, no evidence of leaks.

A few days later I received another computer off someone who had one going spare. I figured one of the first things to do was to salvage all the documents off the laptop. I slowly started opening it, I was then hit with the smell of ammonia. Ammonia and piss. Fucksocks.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:18, 2 replies)

Nice.
You daft git :)
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, closed)

how on earth?
You pissed on your laptop?
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:42, closed)