ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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So yeah I was on a train or something and...... rail leaf. Fuck it, you fill in the rest.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:00,
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Ok can we have some more bumbag ones now please?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:02,
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What do you call a french father christmas with a vagina on his forehead?Noël head-mons
Lololololololololol
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:09,
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Although much derided, there was an actual story behind "leaves on the line" causing train delays.Leaves became laminated on to the rails by trains repeatedly running over them, making the tracks more slippery and hazardous. The speed limit on that stretch was reduced and as a result the rail traffic was slowed down, causing delays.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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They should just fit the trains with leafblowers(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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