ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the boardFat shut-ins were crying 'cos they'd been ignored
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:49,
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How their socks reeked, because they'd been on for daysBut still they stared at their screens, all in a daze
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Boxes of 'Rustlers' festooned round their bedsVisions of 'Warhammer' dance through their heads.
Semen-caked tissues around them like snow
And the wheeze of 'sne sne' rather than 'ho ho ho'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:15,
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