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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the board
Fat shut-ins were crying 'cos they'd been ignored
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:49, 2 replies)
How their socks reeked, because they'd been on for days
But still they stared at their screens, all in a daze
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 4:04, closed)
Boxes of 'Rustlers' festooned round their beds
Visions of 'Warhammer' dance through their heads.

Semen-caked tissues around them like snow
And the wheeze of 'sne sne' rather than 'ho ho ho'.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:15, closed)

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