ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Waking up thinking i have wet the bed!Woke up one morning thinking i pissed the bed to only find out it was a glass of orange juice i fell asleep due to being bored to death with the shit that was on tv.
Woop my QOTW cherry popped!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 6:36, 4 replies)
It wasn't shit on the tv, was it?It was post-wank exhaustion.
And it wasn't orange juice either, was it? It was a lovely cup of tea your mother had left you there.
something, something, headphones.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:44, closed)
I drank his orange juice and then pissed on his bed(
Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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I drank his piss and then bedded his orange juice(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 2:01,
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