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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Waking up thinking i have wet the bed!
Woke up one morning thinking i pissed the bed to only find out it was a glass of orange juice i fell asleep due to being bored to death with the shit that was on tv.

Woop my QOTW cherry popped!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 6:36, 4 replies)
It wasn't shit on the tv, was it?
It was post-wank exhaustion.
And it wasn't orange juice either, was it? It was a lovely cup of tea your mother had left you there.

something, something, headphones.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:44, closed)
I pissed in your orange juice.

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)
I drank his orange juice and then pissed on his bed

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:52, closed)
I drank his piss and then bedded his orange juice

(, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 2:01, closed)

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