ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Lying in bed one Saturday morning,feeling somewhat worse for wear after a particularly heavy night's drinking, I went for a lazy scratch of my nether regions. I was horrified to discover a growth on my scrotum. All sorts of terrible thoughts went through my head... thoughts which soon dissipated when I discovered that the "growth" was a fried egg sweet from a pack of Haribo Starmix which had somehow adhered itself to my ballbag.
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Did you eat it?(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:25, closed)
Waste not want not...(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:16, closed)
This, naturally, was my question too.(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:27, closed)
This actually made me do a lol.Well played, new person.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:30,
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Kids and grown-ups love it so(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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...and there ends the case for the defence, Your Honour. (, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 15:44, closed)
If this had been a tangfastic it would be the most arousing story ever posted on qftw.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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So near,And yet so far.
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Dairylea is considered to be the more traditional bait(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:58,
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This made me larf......so gets a [click].
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