Relief
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
Lying in bed one Saturday morning,
feeling somewhat worse for wear after a particularly heavy night's drinking, I went for a lazy scratch of my nether regions. I was horrified to discover a growth on my scrotum. All sorts of terrible thoughts went through my head... thoughts which soon dissipated when I discovered that the "growth" was a fried egg sweet from a pack of Haribo Starmix which had somehow adhered itself to my ballbag.
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mirodo, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:06,
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Did you eat it?
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:25,
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Waste not want not...
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mirodo, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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This, naturally, was my question too.
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MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:27,
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This actually made me do a lol.
Well played, new person.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:30,
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Kids and grown-ups love it so
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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...and there ends the case for the defence, Your Honour.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 15:44,
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If this had been a tangfastic it would be the most arousing story ever posted on qftw.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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So near,
And yet so far.
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 26 Dec 2012, 19:32,
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This made me larf...
...so gets a [click].
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minimalist ..., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:17,
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