He can use the money saved to buy a car,
then drive his missus down to the maternity unit, saving the cost of the ambulance visit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 8:53, 1 reply)

;-)
I was reassured that if I had tried to carry my wife and toddler into the car, the baby would have been delivered in the front seat, and we'd have had to call her Nissan. I hope you can forgive my use of the emergency services on this occasion.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:22, closed)

:)
Nissan sounds better than Lofty
(Isitjustme, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:38, closed)

You could combine the two....
Nissan Dormer
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:41, closed)

GET OUT

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:55, closed)

But
I can't find my coat...
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:21, closed)

Hahaha

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, closed)

Yeah, you're alright.
I don't look after any ambulance budgets, anyway. ;-)
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:26, closed)